notice
that some of them seem almost aggressive in tone, or maybe that’s just my
opinion, which is, of course, the only one that counts, given that I am so much
better than you.
Just
because I am nice to you now and then doesn’t mean we will ever be friends,
Austin.
Wait
til you see what you’ve done to me, ass-hole, then as soon as I find out who
I’m talking to all hell is gonna break loose, as per usual.
You think I won’t beat the shit out of you in front of all the prostitutes on Congress Avenue during Whore Street lunch-hour?
Maybe
you’re just nervous about the possibility of seeing your fine
self
on the piece of shit website, huh.
Here’s
one solution:
Abolish your secrets.
Secrets
and sickness are synonymous, Austin.
Air
your dirty laundry or you will air your paranoia.
This
is how it works.
Your
secrets imply weakness, as in some higher authority somewhere has a right to
tell you how you should conduct your affairs. I’m on your side, and I am not a
cop. Why not stop a moment to count the cops on your payroll, ever wonder how
they got there?
Pragmatism.
Right, I am learning about pragmatism timmy, thank you very much. Sometimes we
have to hide the truth in order to avoid getting kicked out of the bank before
we get our money. We can always share our feelings after they give us the cash,
johnny, just so you remember banks don’t want to give up your money in the
first place, so bend over and get paid, gotcha.
Let’s
all be prostitutes.
Stop
misunderstanding me right now or make it your life’s work.
Know
why if you are pissy and scowling toward me I take it as a compliment, how to
me it means you no longer feel is necessary to
wear
phony pleasant public face in my presence, I’ve earned
your
true self.
But
if you do this to me and we have no history then fuck off.
We’re
talkin about intimacy, you need history to deserve it.
Oh
the usual, the right people are being disdainful for the wrong reasons and the
disdainful people are acting over-familiar, everyone’s got it in the wrong
proportions and your timing is shit, yo, dude, all the world’s a stage,
remember, show me your act, but act real true please, I know what you’re
thinking so you can just hold your breath on the big goddamn difference between
reality and illusion, try noticing the
similarity
for
once. Thanks! Awfully! I hope you know
I now
have
an enemies list.
Enemies list:
My friends.
Final solution:
Don’t
start with me ok, you already owe me too much.
trouble
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